The Romantic Cultivator
Ch-313: Chapter 313 The Most Difficult Trial Ever (3)
Ji Yuan was laughing, “Most impressive cultivation hero? Haha. This is too easy for me. I’ve read all the cultivation stories in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity and I’m familiar with all the plots!”
“But first we do need a title first, am I right? How about ‘The Great Cultivation Hero’?”
“No, that is too amateur. How about ‘The Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever’ instead? Haha, it sounds better.”
Xiang Li was listening with great anticipation as she nodded, “Yes my Big Brother is the Greatest Cultivation Hero Ever.”
“That is for sure, Xiang Li. Haha. There is no doubt about it.” Ji Yuan proclaimed proudly.
“Absolutely!” Xiang Li giggled.
Fairy Anyang whispered secretly to Xiang Li, “Is our master sure that he is able to write something so impressive that he is the greatest cultivation hero ever? The story also has to be the most impressive ever as well.”
Xiang Li put her hands on her bosoms as she whispered secretly to her, “In my heart Big Brother is the greatest cultivation hero ever. That is enough already.”
She began to giggle, “Maybe I will write a story also for this trial.”
Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, “Keep it to yourself and don’t share with me. Or else I afraid that I may puke.”
Xiang Li giggled, “One day, you will be impressed by our master.”
“Never!” Fairy Anyang hummed coldly. “Did you see the way he is looking lecherously at me when we’ve only met for the very first time? And he had even lost control.”
“That is because you are too beautiful!” Xiang Li giggled with great delight.
Fairy Anyang: …
Ji Yuan was muttering to himself while he started to put his thoughts into writing. “Xiang Li, this will be the greatest cultivation hero that your Big Brother is going to create. Be prepared to be blown away completely! Haha.”
Xiang Li warned him, “Be careful of plagiarism.”
Ji Yuan frowned, “I am not copying word for word. You need to be better educated. You need to improve upon your lack of knowledge.”
He quickly ignored Xiang Li and started writing his epic story; he had always wanted to write an epic cultivation story.
Xiang Li was stunned. “Big Brother, you’ve game over in only two paragraphs?”
Ji Yuan laughed, “Of course not!”
Ji Yuan explained with a grin, “Everyone loves transmigration stories! I am now brought back to life!”
Xiang Li blinked her eyes…
Xiang Li: …
“Big Brother, why are you only a 13 year kid? Aren’t you just a 15 year old brat 2 years later?”
Ji Yuan frowned, “All the kids love this type of cultivation story and imagine themselves as a genius cultivator when they are just a kid. Do you think anyone will read my story if we start at an old age and at a high cultivation realm?”
Xiang Li muttered, “But Big Brother, you’re trying to impress the three old men. They’re not kids.”
“Correction!” Ji Yuan rebuked her gently. “They’re only the trial spirits. Even though they look old but they are actually young at heart.”
Xiang Li muttered weakly, “They are actually very old spirits…”
Ji Yuan was not offended and instead he was laughing jovially, “Do you know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial in the first place?”
Xiang Li shook her head, “No?”
Ji Yuan answered, “That is because they’ve forgotten that this is actually the intellect trial! If you base on the appearances of these old men then you are on the wrong track. Therefore in order to pass this trial, we need to write the most popular and most generic cultivation story ever in order to impress them with our cultivation knowledge. Do you remember that they are actually asking to test our cultivation knowledge at the same time too?”
Xiang Li blinked her eyes, “Um…yes?”
“Therefore we are going to write the most epic ever cultivation hero in order to impress them. The cultivation hero will save his city and his girlfriend; that is why he is a ‘Hero’.” Ji Yuan grinned.
“Um…ok…” Xiang Li muttered. “But do you think that going back to time is unrealistic?”
Ji Yuan laughed, “Remember one of the trial conditions mention that we can write a fictional story. The second most important condition is to impress. It doesn’t matter if the cultivation isn’t real.”
Xiang Li returned a weak smile while Ji Yuan proclaimed loudly, “Just leave the epic writing to me!”
Ji Yuan continued to say, “Know why 99.9% of the cultivators have failed this trial? Because they lack the intellect to pass this intellect trial!”
Fairy Anyang whispered to Xiang Li, “I think you’ve better start writing your own version of the cultivation hero to help him. Your master is going to look like an idiot in this trial and he will probably fail his trial.”
Xiang Li asked, “Why? Big Brother will never fail any of his trials!”
Fairy Anyang smiled, “That is because he has already failed to impress the two of us with his cultivation hero already.”
Xiang Li protested weakly, “Big Brother will never be wrong…”
Fairy Anyang rolled her eyes, “Do you have to deceive yourself like this? Are you in love with him?”
Xiang Li put her palms on her face as she giggled shyly, “How do you know? Hehehe.”
Fairy Anyang: …
Xiang Li asked curiously, “How is it possible for countless generations of cultivators to be lagging behind an ancient book? Are they all idiots? In my trial, I’ve only the most basic profound cultivation methods…”
Ji Yuan interrupted weakly, “Xiang Li, this is not the real world. In this cultivation world, my Demonic Book of Darkness is perfect.”
“Um…alright.” Xiang Li nodded. “But you’re a cultivation hero, am I right? Why use such an evil name for your cheat?”
Ji Yuan laughed, “Because it sounds badass and cool.”
Xiang Li rolled her eyes, “Alright then…”
“How did you find this book, you didn’t explain.” Xiang Li asked again.
Ji Yuan frowned, “I found it during one of my travels. I did mention it.”
Xiang Li giggled. “I’ve forgotten. But you mention that you are a low talent cultivator so how did a low talent cultivator manage to comprehend something so profound as the Demonic Book of Darkness? Is it because anyone can also easily learn it?”
Ji Yuan: …
“That is not the point. Stop interrupting. When I found the Demonic Book of Darkness, its knowledge just open to me because I am the destined cultivation hero, OK?”
Xiang Li rolled her eyes with a weak smile; her Big Brother’s points are getting weaker and weaker now. She was only trying to help him to improve upon his writing.
“You can breakthrough so easily? Sounds fake.” Xiang Li asked curiously.
Ji Yuan frowned. “This is a different cultivation world. I’m going to have level 1 to level 10 attach to each realm level. That is why I can breakthrough every now and then.”
“Erm, how many realm levels are there?” Xiang Li asked.
Ji Yuan frowned again, “No one will ask that question at the beginning of the story. Maybe there are 10, maybe there are 20. I add as I think about it. I don’t think you ever read a cultivation story in your life.”
Xiang Li: …
“But if you don’t know the complete realm level at the very start, how do you know how strong your opponents are?”
JI Yuan smiled and explained, “Because the MC of this story will never fight someone who is impossible to beat. Every realm level will be there to awe the readers to think that this is a new awesome realm level that has great disparity to beat from a lower realm level.”
Xiang Li asked, “Is it plot armor?”
Ji Yuan laughed, “The MC’s golden halo.”
Xiang Li said weakly, “What is the difference?”
“Plot armor means someone is always there to save the MC. The MC’s golden halo means that the MC will have amazing luck.” Ji Yuan laughed.
Xiang Li rolled her eyes; she still doesn’t see a difference.
“This MC in this story is going to be super smart, always win, super perfect and have no weakness.” Ji Yuan explained coolly to Xiang Li.
“You mean there are no smart villains in the story and they are there to be face-slapped by the MC?” Xiang Li giggled.
Ji Yuan frowned, “All the villains are super smart! But the MC is the only genius in the story.”
“Then how did this MC dies in the future if he is so smart and has the Demonic Book of Darkness?” Xiang Li asked again.
Ji Yuan: …
“Didn’t I say that he is a low talent cultivator from the beginning?”
Xiang Li: …
Fairy Anyang covered her face with her hands as she whispered secretly to Xiang Li, “Our master is just using whatever arguments that can suit him. I got a feeling that he will never get to complete this story because the entire story is broken and he is just writing along when he is there.”
Ji Yuan explained as he shook his head while explaining to Xiang Li who appeared to be such a cultivation noob in his eyes, “I’ve only got the Demonic Book of Darkness at the very last minute so there is no time to grow very powerful. But now I’ve the perfect opportunity to return to the past and be a perfect cultivation hero.”
“This time travel skill looks so easily to be mastered.” Xiang Li giggled.
Ji Yuan growled, “I’ve told you that the profound skills of the Demonic Book of Darkness revealed everything to me…”
Xiang Li interrupted with more giggles, “Revealed everything toward to you but you still got killed.”
Ji Yuan: …
He weakly replied, “Erm, it is only the theory part. I need to reach the proper cultivation realm in order to be truly powerful.”
“If you’ve only known the theory part then how do you manage to time travel and made that earlier Thunder Talisman?” Xiang Li could not resist asking.
“That is only because I am a genius. As long as I’ve that knowledge, I can make anything possible even without practicing it.” Ji Yuan declared proudly.
Xiang Li: …
Then how did you die in the first place…
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Xiang Li suggested, “Because you’ve peep at her before?”
Ji Yuan: …
“I just know with my superior divine sense.” Ji Yuan frowned.
“There is divine sense in this cultivation world?” Xiang Li asked curiously with a giggle.
“The Demonic Book of Darkness will reveal everything to me if I want to know anything about any heroines.”
Xiang Li: …
Seeing that Xiang Li was not convinced, Ji Yuan quickly added clumsily. “In the future, she will die because of the afflictions of her Icy Divine Body. So I have already known about her condition. So this time I am now trying to save her life with my foreknowledge.”
Xiang Li: …
“Big Brother, isn’t this too lewd for age 13-15 readers?”
Ji Yuan laughed jovially, “The readers will love it, especially the three dirty old men that I am writing to impress. Haha.”
Xiang Li: …
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Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li said weakly, “Big Brother, I am thinking that…”
“You are already thinking that this cultivation hero is going to be super awesome, am I right?” Ji Yuan laughed jovially. “He is completely perfect.”
Xiang Li rolled her eyes before saying weakly, “Well, please continue…”
Ji Yuan said to Xiang Li, “After I’ve cured her after giving her several treatments, she will fall madly in love with me because she can never forget my manly touches on her body.”
Xiang Li: …
“So who is the second maiden that you want to write about?” Xiang Li quickly asked weakly.
Ji Yuan laughed jovially as he started to smile wryly, “Jiajia. In my story, I’ll be the one screwing her and not the other way around. And I will be the super smart cultivator instead of her.”
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
Xiang Li: …
“Big Brother, why is that I’m thinking that you’re actually writing a revenge story on the heroines instead?” Xiang Li weakly said to Ji Yuan.𝓝𝑂𝓥𝗲𝐿𝓝𝚎xt.𝕔𝑶𝑚
Ji Yuan denied it immediately, “Rubbish! I’m not that petty!”
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